Tritopea
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| Motto: Circles may roll, but we are better at stabbing! | ||||
| Capital | TBD | |||
| Official Language | TBD | |||
| Religion | TBD | |||
| Government | Psychotic Dictatorship | |||
| National Symbols | National Animal: The TBD | |||
| Currency | TBD | |||
| Internet TLD | .tr | |||
| Calling Code | 777 | |||
Tritopea is a tiny island nation with a population of precisely 105. Little is known by outsiders about this reclusive nation, which is generally dismissed as a mere artifact of the mapmaker due to its ridiculous triangularity and miniscule size. However, several documents created by the Tritopean leadership have been obtained and published in electronic form. They are included here in an effort to illuminate the nature of this curious society through their own words.
Contents
The Tritopean Way
Proper Veneration for The Enlighteneds
Instructions For Formation of New Population Layers
Formation
of new levels
of population shall
be undergone using the
algorithm prescribed by the
Ancient ones and upheld by the
infinite wisdom of the elders who
have led our society into the fruitful
age of plentiful population in our lands.
The
founding
principle
shall be this:
That at no time shall
the population of cognizant
Tritopeans be numerically unequal
to all of the grandest of holy sequences,
so that in front of the great temple may always
all assemble in the most sacred of shapes, the pyramid.
There
Will be
maintained
A pool of children
yet immersed in the formless
haze of the mind still newly born.
Upon the simultaneous formation of the
lucid mind's triangle within the number which
would complete a successive population level, and
only upon this condition shall the newborns be introduced
into the society and another level formed. If one should die
and leave a point of weakness in the pyramid, so shall a child
be chosen for the strongest of traits and shall take the dead's place.
